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Okay, if you are climbing Mt Everest and you do not have the skills and equipment to f-ing RESCUE someone else without putting everyone in critical danger...

YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THE MOUNTAIN. PERIOD.

All the excuses are total crap.

did i mention this before?

Have I said this before ( Read more... )

DVDs. I don't much like them. Some of you know this.
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went something like this ( Read more... )

I think the idea of multiple wives is a pretty good idea. Plenty of help around the house and built in babysitters - if that's your thing. I just don't understand why they allow the husband to live there. Outsource him. He should be allowed in the house to make another child and sign the checks and then OUT ( Read more... )

So...I'm flipping channels in the early AM and I come across this infomercial for a weight-loss pill. The happy, white-toothed lady cheerfully tells us that this pill guarantees that 78% of the weight lost will be BODY FAT! Which got me thinking ( Read more... )

Right. Here's the new deal. I get to carry a giant can of industrial air freshener. Whenever someone lights a cigarette around me, I will pull this can out. If their smoke enters my air space AKA I can smell it - I GET TO SPRAY THEM ( Read more... )

Your cell phone is a miracle of the modern age. A technological wonder. A TOOL. Your phone is not more important than any and all people who are standing within earshot. (This includes at-the-top-of-your-lungs earshot.) It is physically possible to not answer your cell phone. Cell phones are equipped for this. Pagers are your friend ( Read more... )